STAR WARS RUMORS!! Juicy Ones!! Is Rey A Skywalker?? Or Perhaps Much More??
Rey as the One -- not Anakin, not Luke, not a man, but a girl. Star Wars as a franchise is not longer a coming-of-age story for a young man, but Penis Envy writ large. Certainly, that's how the Jar-Jar Abrams movie seemed. Luke was an incompetent Jedi teacher who left to sulk after one of his students killed all of his other students. Now we will have a woman who will fix everything!