"Let's remake the original trilogy, except this time with a girl who saves the elder Skywalker."
We'll find out in a month whether this is an accurate plot synopsis of the new Star Wars movie. (Though I intend to find out through others and not by watching the movie. Boycott Disney!)
Let's revisit Joseph Campbell but instead of making the movie about a rite of passage for a young man, it'll be that of a young woman, who is equal to a man. Yawn.